inthefallofasparrow:

moniquill:

malibuklaus:

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

ovur:

Right when you don’t think you can take much more you’ll hear your cat start to dry heave in another room

ryebreadgf:

mymarifae:

i like this.

lucydacusgirl:

Oh no job for me thanks I just wanted to fill out this really long and condescending job application for you☺️

tgirl-party-poison:

ampervadasz:

goth-queen:

sca-nerd:

butch–dean:

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

mercyssister:

roycohn:

okay you know what. “it’s your count that votes” really got me good

The count that votes reminds me of that Lee Gatlin comic about Dracula on Valentine’s Day 😂

You know, the this one

manthropology:

foreskinnty:

umarell:

imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

actualized-animal:

passed by a guy wearing a shirt that said “unpoisoned and proud” and i’m 99% sure it was an antivax thing but i love to imagine a shirt that’s just bragging about how you’ve never been poisoned. cyanide: not even once! not today, anthrax! nightshade free for 10 years!

bambibimbosparkles:

kittygirltitty:

bambibimbosparkles:

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

slumbermancer:

pisboy:

slumbermancer:

pisboy:

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

creatures-in-posts:

squeakitties:

iosonomer-blog:

little guy is one sniff old and seeing so many wonderful things in this big and large world

Confirmed creature post